Wednesday, July 25, 2012

An almost air tight Alibi

Dance you fool, and you too

"Dance, when you're broken open. Dance, if you've torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you're perfectly free." ~ The One, the Only - Rumi

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Not Waving, but Drowning


Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.

Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he's dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.

Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
~ Stevie Smith

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Desolation Highway



Well Larry the Sloth he had a bloody nose
Welfare Department they wouldn’t give him no clothes
He asked poor Howard where can I go
Howard said there’s only one place I know
Larry the Sloth said tell me quick man I got to run
Ol’ Howard just pointed with his gun
And said that way down on Highway 61



Across the street they’ve nailed the curtains
They’re getting ready for the feast
The Phantom of the Opera
A perfect image of a priest
They’re spoonfeeding Larry the Sloth
To get him to feel more assured
Then they’ll kill him with self-confidence
After poisoning him with words
And the Phantom’s shouting to skinny girls
“Get Outa Here If You Don’t Know
Larry the Sloth is just being punished for going
To Desolation Row”

Monday, April 26, 2010

chimera.

In Greek mythology, the Chimera was a monstrous fire-breathing creature, composed of the parts of multiple animals: upon the body of a lioness with a tail that terminated in a snake's head, the head of a goat arose on her back at the center of her spine. The term chimera has also come to mean now, more generally, an impossible or foolish fantasy.





Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

best stand up comedy.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Revolutionary Bluegrass Order of America

Armed only with the power of bluegrass

The Bluegrass agenda is here and it's taking over! This is not fake! This raw footage, which has not been altered nor has been set to bluegrass music will show how the government is moving to bluegrass our banks, is setting up jam session for bailed out bands, the dangers of the union jug blowers, the move toward universal bluegrass, and much more.

And you might say, "Oh that's something an idiot would say" But I'm going to show you without logic or reason how these things happening today line up with some of the goings-on in history's worst bluegrass countries.

These people may not be taking us on the same road, but they're using the same propaganda and tactics (fiddles and banjos, maybe a little moonshine). Our very country and money are at stake when people use emergencies to quickly shovel bluegrass down our throats without any discussion. And I have a feeling it's going to be extremely insincere, so get ready to laugh.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Spanish 101

If they callin you a "cabones" - they callin you a motherfucker.

If they callin you a "pendejo" - they callin you a motherfucker.

And then you know what time it is!

Monday, December 14, 2009